Poems about Kylie internet dating, looking at the constellations and snorkelling in the Bahamas.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter Dave Webster
Bored of celebrities giving their kids unusual names
Gwyneth Paltrow calls her next daughter Dave Webster.
She is so beautiful. Beautiful Dave Webster.
She has her mother’s hair.
‘It’s not Dave - it’s Dave Webster,’ Gwyneth says sharply.
‘I’m sorry if that sounds pretentious.’
Can you believe Dave Webster is eleven already!
She’s growing up so quickly.
‘That’s a pretty name,’ a guy in a bar says
but Dave Webster’s heard it all before.
Dave Webster admits to being a big Coldplay fan.
She really loves British culture. Especially ‘soccer.’
Dave Webbo Webster wearing a Man Utd shirt
is the most Instagrammed photo of the year
and she's started playing five a side
with Rihanna's daughter, Brian and Julie Williams.
John Osborne 